Monday, January 28, 2008

Things to do instead of watching the SOTU address

1. Give someone a butt massage

2. Learn how to care for ingrown toenails

3. Play a video game

4. Watch something educational

5. Watch paint dry

6. Do your taxes

7. Talk to an old friend

8. Read to your kids

9. Find a good book

10. Visit the Best Political News Team on the Internet

1 comments:

GottaLaff said...

11. Read this post.

12. Laugh out loud at it

13. Read it again.

14. And again.

15. Check clock.

16. Notice that the STOU is over.

17. Take pride in spending your time wisely instead of watching a complete moron try to keep from slurring his words.